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Film: Bad CGI Gator
Year: 2023
Director: Danny Draven
Writer: Zalman Band
Starring: Maddie Lane, Michael Bonini and Rebecca Stoughton
Review:
This was a movie that I got the chance to see thanks to Laura from Scandal Coactive. This was a Full Moon film that when I saw the title, I knew this was going to be outrageous. Without watching this, I had a feeling this would be in line with the modern Full Moon films, which I’m not always the biggest fan of. I’m still shocked that I got the chance to review movies from this company so I jumped on the chance.
Synopsis: six college students get a cabin in the swamplands of Georgia. They decide to throw their school laptops in a nearby lake in an act of youthful defiance, which unknowingly turns an alligator into a dreaded and insatiable CGI creature.
We start this off with Jim (Lee Fealy) seeing a sign about not fishing in this lake. He ignores it, pulling it out of the ground and dropping it in the water. The reason is that there is an alligator living here. He sees the animal and it’s not big. He makes a comment about it needing to get bigger.
It is then that we meet our group of characters. They are coming to Chad’s (Ben VanderMey) uncle’s cabin. With him is his best friend, Pearce (Cooper Drippe) and his stepsister Hope (Maddie Lane). Chad and she do not get along. It was Hope’s mother wanting them to be friends so she was pushed to come. Chad also brings his girlfriend, Sarah (Rebecca Stoughton). She is best friends with Pearce’s girlfriend of Paisley (Sarah Buchanan). Also with them is Sam (Michael Bonini). He is bullied by the group, but he has a crush on Hope.
Paisley and Sarah want to be influencers. They don’t bring much to the table in sticking out with their content. It is generic. Them along with Chad and Pearce are ‘typical Gen-Z’ and annoying. Sam wants to fit in, but he’s a nice guy. Hope is also different from the rest of the group.
As the synopsis said, Sarah comes up with an idea of tossing all their laptops in the lake for a TikTok. Sam doesn’t want to do this as he has short stories he’s written on his, but he succumbs to peer pressure. Hope refuses. The batteries from the computers create an electrical current that changes this alligator into a large monster. It can also now float. It traps our group in the cabin and picks them off one by one.
That is where I’ll leave my recap and introduction to the characters. Where I’ll start is that runs under an hour long. We don’t get much in the way of character development, but we also don’t need this. This gives us enough set up until the alligator gets changed. It is from there that our characters are then killed off until the climax.
Now that I’ve given that, this is a comedy first. This is also a movie that we are meant to dislike all the characters except for Hope and Sam. She is the most ‘normal’ woman of the group and thinks for herself. Sam wants to fit in with the jocks, but the more we see how he is treated, that might not be the case. This feels like a throwback to the 1980s, just using modern slang for Pearce, Chad, Paisley and Sarah. They feel like stereotypical jerks. It makes sense why we’re rooting for the monster.
I did want to then pull in the acting here. Despite my not liking most of the cast, they do what they’re supposed to for their characters. Buchanan, Stoughton, VanderMey and Drippe are all good looking. They fit the characters they’re supposed to be. They also get a response out of me which is what I ask for when it comes to acting so this is well done. If I was going to blame anything, it would be the writing to not give them any depth. This is supposed to be a popcorn movie so it is fine. I thought that Lane and Bonini are solid though as our heroes. Fealy is also fine in his minor role. If anything, I wish they would have brought him back in the end. Not a major issue though, it would just be a fitting way to end it.
There isn’t more to say about the story or acting so let’s finish with filmmaking. If you couldn’t tell from the title, the alligator is all CGI. It adds to the comedy, I’ll give it that. My problem though is that this is trying to intentionally be a bad movie. I’m not a fan of that. I know there are those that are. I’m not the target audience. I did think that the practical aftereffects of attacks was solid. The cinematography was fine. I did love the setting. It is also funny that the cabin is owned by the type of person that it is. That adds comedy there and makes sense with the weapons they find. Other than that, the soundtrack was fine. It did fit with the vibe of the movie.
In conclusion, this is a fun, low budget shut off your brain type movie. This leans into being absurd. I did think that this was fine in the sense that we have a group of mostly unlikable characters to kill off. The CGI here is intentionally bad. The bright spot would be the setting and the cinematography there. I’m not the target audience though. If you want a movie that is bad on purpose, I’d recommend this especially with friends and drinks. This also feels in line with today’s Full Moon films.
My Rating: 3.5 out of 10